I appreciate that a lot, Burt. A question, though: just where do you keep all those necessities when you've got your tight ones on?

Hey thanks for the cake Shari. You're a good girlfriend. And you look really good in eyeliner, which I am jealous about.

Dear Natron, I am sorry I didn't hang out with you very much this weekend, but you seemed to be doing alright. My roommate really likes you.