Soup - I vote yes on Moustache Bill 715. A vote yes on this bill will provide the world with proof that yes, Soup can grow a moustache, and that yes, Soup is comfortable with his moustache, and most importantly, Soup's moustache looks good. Also, a well-timed moustache shaving post-Chicago arrival will certainly turn the ladies heads with your youthful good looks. Bear in mind, the moustache will mostly likely reappear in October, so you might as well go into the month with a blazingly mature moustache than start from scratch. I am now calling on my constituents to support me in my affirmative to Moustache Bill 715.

I also heard that Secretary is being watched this evening. Let's....watch some Maggie Gylhahlleynel.