Mollie Gove got nine stitches today. I heroically drove her to the ER, missing class and half of work to watch six male members of the UW hospital staff fawn over her poor lacerated hand while she screamed "WHY?!?" into a crispy pillow. Nurse Chad was our favorite. We invited him to our party. We asked if he knew Nurse Amy but he said there were 1200 RNs working at the UW hospital or something.