Dear Cowbell Nate, Yeah Mollie G's Nate left for Peru on Saturday and he'll be gone for a year. I'm not surprised she called you; she surely needs things to fill her time and attention. Don't worry that she's hitting on you or anything; she just needs distraction. P.S. I can't get your damn cowbell out of my head.

I had to wear these sensors on my face today and look at horrible images of starving Africans and animal carcasses. It was for a psych experiment and I got paid thirty bucks for it. The thing is, though, I had to pee so badly the whole time that I could barely concentrate on the pictures and I'm sure all my data is invalid. Too bad the thirty bucks is already in my purse.