So here is what happened, we're standing outside in the pouring rain. Some guy all bundled up is biking by and D screams, "Yeaaahh!!1111!1!!" To which guy looks over and yells back. Then he leaves my sight, but presumably pulls through intersection, he may or may not have stopped. D says, "Dude that guy totally got hit by a car" I say, "No Way!" I look over sure enough guys back tire is all bent up and he is lifting himself off the ground.
That totally crashes cars.